The United States Department of Defense has now allocated all of its resources to filling our FOIA (Freedom of Information Act) request. We have a caseload number and everything. We can only assume Washington D.C. has ground to a halt workwise. As previously announced here One in the Oktopus has issued a FOIA request for Cold War-era fabricated news broadcast that were used for role-playing war games. As currently worded our request may take considerable time and is subject to be altered due to sensitive DoD material and the recent truths about 80's game show host Wink Martindale's nefarious involvement in covert Sino-Russia activities. Keep posted here as we will be nothing less than diligent in our quest for the opposite of truth. In case we are mysteriously "missing" our case number is 06-F-1762 and they claim we are a mere 2200th in the queue. Plus, the Canadian government is after my partner in crime. Though we did not set out to be political dissidents, One in the Oktopus may relocate to an undisclosed location. We shall have the untruth!
Monday, June 12, 2006
The DOD cowers at the bureaucratic power of One In the Oktopus
The United States Department of Defense has now allocated all of its resources to filling our FOIA (Freedom of Information Act) request. We have a caseload number and everything. We can only assume Washington D.C. has ground to a halt workwise. As previously announced here One in the Oktopus has issued a FOIA request for Cold War-era fabricated news broadcast that were used for role-playing war games. As currently worded our request may take considerable time and is subject to be altered due to sensitive DoD material and the recent truths about 80's game show host Wink Martindale's nefarious involvement in covert Sino-Russia activities. Keep posted here as we will be nothing less than diligent in our quest for the opposite of truth. In case we are mysteriously "missing" our case number is 06-F-1762 and they claim we are a mere 2200th in the queue. Plus, the Canadian government is after my partner in crime. Though we did not set out to be political dissidents, One in the Oktopus may relocate to an undisclosed location. We shall have the untruth!
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what?! are you done now? damn man.
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