OK, full disclosure. I have been gone for about two weeks trying to systematically destroy my life. It almost worked but I have hope that I will emerge a little wiser, a little more lusty about life. Here's to constant new beginnings.
I watched the Democratic Primary debate on ABC last night because I wanted to perhaps get in touch with American life a little bit. The results are firmly depressing. As an avid lover of political sciences and international governmental gamesmenship, I was dismayed to be treated to a disgusting tirade of bitchy yellow "journalism", Jerry Springereque theatre, and shit-smelling Sluggo buffoonery. And this refers to neither candidate. As reported on numerous politico-blogs and lefty e-news sites, the two assholes George Steph- (I don't want to look up how to spell his name...not worth my time) and Charlie Who-Gives-A-Fuck spent the first fifty minutes asking not ONE question on policy, NOT ONE! The exasperated Obama and Clinton fielded schoolyard barrages by coming up with new and interesting ways to describe lying. My favorite was the one about Obama knowing a former member of The Weather Underground. This guy happens to be a professor in Chicago and apparently lives by Obama so George Napolean complex asked him, since he knew this guy, if he also would probably bomb things and bash 9/11. Awesome questioning. Obama rightly pussed up and spit some venom back at this moderator. How come these shit-spewing "elite journalists" never venture to ask Republicans why they fucked things up royally. Instead, they fawn over how Bush can shake hands with an impotent, irrelevent Pope. The candidates both tried to buck up by saying Americans aren't stupid and won't be taken in by this "Gotcha" questioneering. Guess what? Most Americans are stupid and love this shit. Last debate I will ever watch. More important politics happens down at your local city hall.
The Twins suck!
I have no idea what I am doing but I promise to love myself a little more and quit being an asshole. How's that, blog? Would you like some more? How about a little less politics and more of my hopefully affable former tomfoolery? I think yes.
I loved the one comment on my April 1 blog. This made me want to write again. Well Done! I love you and blog and me.
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I love the blog. I love that you're re-emerging from the swamp more life-lusty. Can we make image requests for the blog? I'd like to see a lolcat here, if you'd be so kind. And a continuation of the things you have done/want to do before you die. That was my favorite, as is the Albanian flag.
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