House of Scientists

This is Dom Uchenyh (House of Scientists)
Academgorodok, Siberia


this transmission translated from listening post #3761 Iqualit, Nunavit/origin #864 Vladivostock, Russia

All documents housed within are legitimate and authentic. The concrete streets were paved on the backs of the workers and peasantry for the advancement and greatness of our new cosmic future. Please disregard all former studies and experiments and proceed with unbridled enthusiasm towards our rightful celestial empire. Rockets fall only when toppled by lack of vision, creativity, and passion. To our unending quest!!!!!

One and the Oktopus are committed to unscrambling cryptic keys from our shared past to further our research right here in the present. We are currently spending all our time shacked up in a long-forgotten wing of Dom Uchenyh (House of Scientists) pouring over obscure documents and listening to thousands of hours of Cold War-era coded spy transmissions. This building is but one of many popped out of the minds of the Party in a place called Academgorodok. This "city" was created in 1958 out of the Siberian forest to house 65,000 top Russian scientists, professors, academics, and other less well known agents of the CCCP. Please await further information as we will reveal what we have found out (and it is of epic and global importance) at a later date. All we can say for now is...Red Star at the Redeemer Gates.