We can't believe it either....

This is the guy that tweeks nobs, hammers beats, and creates real live hurricanes. Plus, he occasionally serves us beer and liquor. A semi-native Oregonian, he provides us with street cred and allows us to use the "local" moniker even though we are dirty Canucks and misplaced Scandahoovians. A scholar and one hell of a father, Mulletbrain is sure to be a hit anywhere and we rent him out for nominal fees. His hobbies include raising praying mantises and gutting prairie dogs for scientific experiments (i.e. hyper-balancing genome cloning).


Say "hey" to him. We love him and we are sure you will also.